Plastic Bottle Relationship

What the fuck is a Plastic Bottle Relationship?

When you get thirsty and your outside you go the store right? In the store there are many different type of beverages and only 3 types of containers; Can, Plastic and Glass. Sometime you are really thirty right now and want to finish it RIGHT NOW, so you get a can. Sometime you know you'll be thirsty for a while and want something you can close and open when you want, you can either get a plastic or glass bottle. A glass bottle is bulky and usually can't be held for the whole day because it might break but a plastic bottle can be opened closed thrown in your bag , tossed up and down with out fear of breaking.

Now apply that to a relationship. I just recently got out of a relationship where I was the plastic bottle. I was safe, available to open and closed whenever, be put away and brought out at the owners request. I was durable enough to not break if dropped. The person didn't want a "can " because a "can" wasn't enough. The glass was too fragile and she didn't want to be responsible if it broke. So she decided, just as many other women have probably decided to go with the safest most comfortable choice, PLASTIC. When I wanted to take the relationship to the glass level she said she wasn't really.

So if you find yourself in a relationship where glass is not an option, and there aren't enough "can" opportunities then you are in a Plastic Bottle Relationship. A plastic relationship isn't bad but it just won't go anywhere. But what do I know?